Cavs / Heat: pictures I took last night with quotes I completely made up as captions


Coach Spo:  ” I just told my team, if you want ice cream tonight you’ll have to pay for it yourselves.  I’m upset, and I am not buying Sundaes for any of you.” 


Chris Bosh to LeBron pregame: “I’m kinda nervous about Ryan Hollins tonight.  He looks very mean and serious over there.”

LeBron James postgame:  “Alright guys, the bathroom thing during player intros was a lie. I was hiding behind the curtain by the locker room because I’m a drama queen.”

Baron Davis postgame:  “I told these guys, if you’re all hugging that dude again tonight I’m gonna have a problem with that. I’m from South Central LA, and this beard didn’t grow itself.”

Zydrunas pregame on his new suntan:  “Yo Cleveland, what’s good!?  Your boy Z isn’t pastie white anymore, check out my new South Beach tan! Miss you guys tho!”

Ryan Hollins:  “Look man, I know I’ve played soft in the past, but this Chris Bosh guy is the Charmin Man compared to me on my worst day. Durant was sooo right.”

Johnny “Drama” Chase:  “VICTORY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!”

Brendan Bowers

About Brendan Bowers

I am the founding editor of I am also a content strategist and social media manager with Electronic Merchant Systems in Cleveland. My work has been published in SLAM Magazine, KICKS Magazine, The Locker Room Magazine,,, and elsewhere. I've also written a lot of articles that have been published here.